[3] At the beginning of the 20th century, a derivation was proposed from iuven- (as in Latin iuvenis, "youth"), through a syncopated form iūn- (as in iūnix, "heifer", and iūnior, "younger"). She is the mother and on her rely all vital forces. In the Roman calendar, February is a month of universal purification, and begins the new year. [131] It seems fairly safe to assume that from the earliest times they were identified by their own proper names and since they got them they were never changed through the course of history: they were called Jupiter and Juno. [193], The relationship between Uni and the Phoenician goddess Astarte has been brought to light by the discovery of the Pyrgi Tablets in 1964. Varro VI 27: "sic :"Die te quinti kalo Iuno Covella" or "Septimi die te kalo Iuno Covella"; but the text looks to be corrupt: R. Schilling restitutes: "... dixit quinquies: "Kalo Iuno Covella" aut (or) septies: "Kalo Iuno C." ". ignore whether the translation of the epithet is exhaustive and what Etruscan notion corresponded to the name Regina which itself is certainly an Italic title. Paulie Bleeker: You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. Iconic Juno moment: "Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Juno MacGuff: Oh, what's another ten pounds? Juno MacGuff: God, why is everyone always staring at me? Juno MacGuff: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. Honestly who do they think they're fooling? Juno MacGuff: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything. In it Janus Curiatius was associated to Juno Sororia: they had their altars on opposite sides of the alley behind the Tigillum Sororium. The Juno Cealestis of Carthage Tanit was evoked according to Macrobius. Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you. You will be compensated. So I guess for my Juno placement, maybe it means that in order for me to have or be happy in my relationships, I need to make sure I make commitments to being myself, not changing into what the other might want me to be? Juno MacGuff: ...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls! They're the adoptive parents. By 90 BC the temple had fallen into disrepute: in that year it was stained by episodes of prostitution and a bitch delivered her puppies right beneath the statue of the goddess. Featuring some of the most popular crossword puzzles, XWordSolver.com uses the knowledge of experts in history, anthropology, and science combined to provide you solutions when you cannot seem to guess the word. Juno MacGuff: Who's ready for some chromo magnificence? Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. The alliance of the three aspects of Juno finds a strictly related parallel to the Lupercalia in the festival of the Nonae Caprotinae. Juno Curitis had a temple on the Campus Martius. She is often shown armed and wearing a goatskin cloak. Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Juno MacGuff: Yeah, I-I know. [37] As Servius Tullius ordered the gifts for the newborn to be placed in the treasury of the temple though it looks that another shrine stood there before 375 BC. [191] In the 18th century a dedication to Iuno Historia was discovered at Castrum Novum (Santa Marinella). Janus as gatekeeper of the gates connecting Heaven and Earth and guardian of all passages is particularly related to time and motion. She is then the patroness of the young soldiers and of brides.[101]. Mac MacGuff: Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house. Vanessa Loring: What would be a good time for you, Mark? Mac MacGuff: [a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously. 'Cause you know, you need a note from your parents for Haven Brook. Be a rock star? Details Duration: 2.100 sec Dimensions: 244x206 Created: 7/1/2017, 9:41:14 PM. Mac MacGuff: She's kidding. Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! She is also attested at Praeneste, Aricia, Ardea, Gabii. P. Drossart "Nonae caprotinae: la fausse capture des Aurores" in, A description of Juno Sespeis's attire is given in Cicero, E. Bickel "Beiträge zur Römische Religionsgeshichte. Leah: Is this for real? Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school? Rollo: Yeah. He doesn't look right. Juno MacGuff: God, that was *one* time! [165], The mythical theme of the suckling of the adult Heracles by Hera,[166] though being of Greek origin,[167] is considered by scholars as having received its full acknowledgement and development in Etruria: Heracles has become a bearded adult on the mirrors of the 4th and 3rd centuries BC. Juno, in Roman religion, chief goddess and female counterpart of Jupiter, closely resembling the Greek Hera, with whom she was identified. Iuno Caelestis is thence in turn assimilated to Ops and Greek Rhea. In 190 BC the temple was struck by lightning, its gable and doors injured. Don't I just have the thing? Aw... all that's missing is your bastard! Martianus Capella's collocation of gods into sixteen different regions of Heaven[201] is supposed to be based on and to reflect Etruscan religious lore, at least in part. [81][82], Gagé and D'Albret remark an accentuation of the matronal aspect of Juno Regina that led her to be the most matronal of the Roman goddesses by the time of the end of the republic. Juno is the Roman goddess of love and marriage. Though in hymns and rites her threefold nature is never expressed conjointly (except in Ṛg Veda VI 61, 12:: triṣadásthā having three seats). He agrees with Dumézil that we[who?] I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? I don't know about that guy. "Juno Quotes." I gave you a lot of crap about your stupid danger theory, but… you were right. Juno MacGuff: I sort of like it. And how does Desmond's pushing that button at the end of AC3 "release" her on the world? [68] It can be assumed thence that Juno Moneta intervenes under warlike circumstances as associated to the sacral power of the king. The exclusion of one sex is a characteristic practice in the cults of deities of fertility. [182][183], The genius was believed to be associated with the forehead of each man, while goddess Juno, not the juno of every woman, was supposed to have under her jurisdiction the eyebrows of women[184] or to be the tutelary goddess of the eyebrows of everybody, irrespective of one's sex. Juno MacGuff: I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while. Creative Curses Juno MacGuff: [defensive] I'm not jealous, and I don't care. Guy Lab Partner: Good. While there are some correspondences between the ideas about genius and juno, especially in the imperial age, the relevant documentation is rather late (Tibullus mentions it first). Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. Juno MacGuff: Please do not refer to Mr. Conyers as "Keith," okay? Mac MacGuff: No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno? The flamen or special priest belonging to Juno Seispes continued to be a Lanuvian, specially nominated by the town to take care of the goddess even though she was housed in her temple at Rome (in the Forum Holitorium). Juno MacGuff: Wow, I actually feel like less of a fat dork now. The new year began on March 1. [139] His epithets are numerous[140] Iunonius is particularly relevant, as the god of the kalendae who cooperates with and is the source of the youthful vigour of Juno in the birth of the new lunar month. All festivals of Juno were held on the kalendae of a month except two (or, perhaps, three): the Nonae Caprotinae on the nonae of July, the festival of Juno Capitolina on September 13, because the date of these two was determined by the preeminence of Jupiter. Girl Lab Partner: I'm going to the infirmary. [169], The view that Juno was the feminine counterpart to Genius, i.e. I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. I think you're beautiful. [67] Basanoff considers her to go back to the regal period: she would be the Sabine Juno who arrived at Rome through Cures. [144] At the nonae Caprotinae similarly Juno had the function of aiding and strengthening the moon as the nocturnal light, at the time when her force was supposed to be at its lowest, after the Summer solstice. Juno MacGuff: So, I've been spending a lot of time listening to that weird CD you made me. I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. [42] In his poem Fasti Ovid states the temple of Juno Sospita had become dilapidated to the extent of being no longer discernible "because of the injuries of time":[43] this looks hardly possible as the restoration had happened no longer than a century earlier and relics of the temple exist to-day. Every year, on the first of March, women held a festival in honour of Juno Lucina called the Matronalia. Mil. Bren: I think that kids get bored and have intercourse. My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. Upon agreement of the senate, the women dressed up elegantly and wearing golden jewellery reached the Latin camp. Mac MacGuff: Ok. You were talking about me right? Last edited on 19 December 2020, at 02:58, Warburg Institute Iconographic Database (ca 400 images of Juno), https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Juno_(mythology)&oldid=995079654, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 19 December 2020, at 02:58. While Dumézil's refusal of seeing a Greek influence in Italic Junos looks difficult to maintain[118] in the light of the contributions of archaeology, his comparative analysis of the divine structure is supported by many scholars, as M. Renard and J. Poucet. I mean, her whole house smells like soup! Leah: So, are you going to go to Haven Brook or Women Now? Juno MacGuff: Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina Devore? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly. Juno MacGuff: I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. [109], At Laurentum she was known as Kalendaris Iuno and was honoured as such ritually at the kalendae of each month from March to December, i.e. Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? It seems like your answer implied that. As concrete instances Dumézil makes that of Vedic goddess Sarasvatī and Avestic Anāhīta. Paulie Bleeker: You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. Juno MacGuff, played by Ellen Page: “So, guess what.” Paulie: “What? [111] It is noteworthy though that Cicero remarked the existence of a stark difference between the Latin Iuno Seispes and the Argolic Hera (as well the Roman Iuno) in his work De natura deorum. Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. Leah: [sees Juno kissing Bleeker] You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that! Tibullus III 19, 15 and 6, 48: IV 6, 1; CIL II 1324, The sex of the Genius (as well as of some other gods) may be uncertain as is shown in the case of the Genius of Rome: "Genio urbis Romae sive mas sive femina", inscription on the shield consecrated to him in the Capitol, quoted by Servius, Paulus ex Festo p. 214 L 2nd s. v. genialis lectus; Arnobius, Gellius XIII 23, 2 and 18; Festus p. 221 L; Ennius, Dedicatory inscriptions to Hera on terracottas of the 6th century; besides Greek dedications to Hera, Aphrodite and Apollo, Etruscan to Turan. Grow up. Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Paulie Bleeker: [to Juno] Can we make out now? [153] Among other roles that Juno and Hercules share there is the protection of the newborn. As a rule temples of foreign, imported gods stood outside the pomerium. [91] The goddess was once again transferred to Rome by emperor Elagabalus. [181] In classic age literature and iconography he is often represented as a snake, that may appear in the conjugal bed, this conception being perhaps the result of a Greek influence. How many months has it been now? I'm really good at diffusing mom-type rage. G. Radke above article Februa, Februata for the different forms of the epithet. Juno MacGuff: Well, it was good seeing ya Su-Chin. What is... Oh my god, she's a pregnant superhero! I guess I still dont completely understand her motivations. See our Products and Services page for a full list of our offerings. The second festival was devoted to Juno Moneta on June 1. Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know. (fidgeting) What are you going to do? Her paredra was the Phoenician god Ba'al, interpreted as Saturn. She is the great purifier, "she who puts the worshipper in the ritual, pure condition" (yaož dā). This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.". Over part of the Roman remains the first Christian church of the Netherlands was built in the 4th century AD. This deity is the Punic Astarte/Tanit, usually associated with Saturn in Africa. Gerta Rauss: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption... Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! Hence the customary battles under the wild figs, the scurrilous language that bring together the second and third function. Good mood, bad mood, … I'm telling you that was the best time for rock and roll. Quotes.net. Basanoff has argued that the legend not only alludes to sex and fertility in its association with wildfig and goat but is in fact a summary of sort of all the qualities of Juno. To his Etruscan founders the meaning of this triad might have been related to peculiarly Etruscan ideas on the association of the three gods with the birth of Herakles and the siege of Troy, in which Minerva plays a decisive role as a goddess of destiny along with the sovereign couple Uni Tinia.[99]. [107] This religious pattern moreover includes armour, goatskin dress, sacred birds and a concern with virginity in cult. [7] Iuventas, "Youth", was one of two deities who "refused" to leave the Capitol when the building of the new Temple of Capitoline Jove required the exauguration of deities who already occupied the site. I … There are lots of reasons we want to become writers. Mark Loring: Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff. Juno MacGuff: Can I use the facilities? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Mac MacGuff: Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt. [38] The annual festival of the Matronalia was celebrated here on March 1, day of the dedication of the temple.[39][40]. Vanessa Loring: Like what? Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The epithet Lucina[13] is particularly revealing since it reflects two interrelated aspects of the function of Juno: cyclical renewal of time in the waning and waxing of the moon and protection of delivery and birth (as she who brings to light the newborn as vigour, vital force). Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. Wow, she's got you on a long leash, Mark. Some scholars view this concentration of multiple functions as a typical and structural feature of the goddess, inherent to her being an expression of the nature of femininity. Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? [110], A Greek influence in their cults looks probable. The feria of the goddess coincides with a Natalis Herculis, birthday of Hercules, which was celebrated with ludi circenses, games in the circus. In Rome she was since the most ancient times named Lucina, Mater and Regina. Mac MacGuff: Liberty Bell, if you put one more Bac-O on that potato, I'll spank your monkey behind. [36] The grove should have extended down the slope south of the temple. Leah: Oh, gruesome. I'll be sure to do that. The cults of the Italic Junos reflected remarkable theological complexes: regality, military protection and fertility. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?". Iuno Curitis is also the tutelary goddess of the curiae and of the new brides, whose hair was combed with the spear called caelibataris hasta as in Rome. [44] It is thence plausible that an older temple of Juno Sospita existed in Rome within the pomerium, as Ovid says it was located near the temple of the Phrygian Mother (Cybele), which stood on the western corner of the Palatine. [31] Ovid devotes an excursus to the lustrative function of river water in the same place in which he explains the etymology of February. JUNO: Yeah, that makes sense. The discovery at Sulmona of a sanctuary of Hercules Curinus lends support to a Sabine origin of the epithet and of the cult of Juno in the curiae. Juno MacGuff: I don't know. But I don't want to be too particular. Crazy, all that stuff about Sasha. Paulus ex Festo above p. 75 L; Mythographi Romani III 3; Martianus Capella. The Latin Junos certainly possessed a marked warlike character (at Lanuvium, Falerii, Tibur, Rome). Juno MacGuff: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level. Perhaps a second festival of Juno Moneta was held on October 10, possibly the date of the dedication of her temple. Guy Lab Partner: Good, Amanda. She was present in many towns of ancient Italy: at Lanuvium as Sespeis Mater Regina, Laurentum, Tibur, Falerii, Veii as Regina, at Tibur and Falerii as Regina and Curitis, Tusculum and Norba as Lucina. [115] Consequently, the prodigia (supernatural or unearthly phenomena) which happened in her temple were referred to Rome and accordingly expiated there. After this was the festival of the Nonae Caprotinae ("The Nones of the Wild Fig") held on July 7. Paulie Bleeker: Typically, yeah... Yeah that's what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant. Juno MacGuff: What about Katrina De Voort? Juno MacGuff : As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. Juno MacGuff: My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus' wife. Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is. You know -Your shirt is stupid. The story behind these remains begins with Juno and Jupiter being born as twins of Saturn and Opis. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. What would anyone like? [154], The two gods are mentioned together in a dedicatory inscription found in the ruins of the temple of Hercules at Lanuvium, whose cult was ancient and second in importance only to that of Juno Sospita. Scholars had long believed the Etruscan goddess Uni was strongly influenced by the Argive Heras and had her Punic counterpart in the Carthaginian goddess Tanit, identified by the Romans as Juno Caelestis. Paulie Bleeker: Well I'm going to set up the apparatus. He is the cheese to my macaroni. The Juno screenplay PDF was passed around Hollywood after the Academy Awards. When he brought Juno Regina from Veii the Roman women were already acquainted with many Junos, while the ancient rites of Fortuna were falling off. When Juno is at the clinic, the jar on the desk holding condoms first appears that all the condoms are purple. [108] This theme shows a connexion with the fundamental theological character of Iuno, that of incarnating vital force: virginity is the condition of unspoilt, unspent vital energy that can ensure communion with nature and its rhythm, symbolised in the fire of Vesta. [163] However Bayet recognized the quality of mother and of fertility deity as being primitive among the three purported by the epithets of the Juno of Lanuvium (Seispes, Mater, Regina). Dumézil thinks the third, military, aspect of Juno is reflected in Juno Curitis and Moneta. [62] Juno Curitis would then be the deity evoked after her admission into the curiae. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. CIL VI 358. Rose "Mana in Greece and Rome" in, Cf. Mater Matuta. Not from you and not from any man. On the 1st of the month, a black ox was sacrificed to Helernus, a minor underworld deity whom Dumézil takes as a god of vegetation related to the cult of Carna/Crane, a nymph who may be an image of Juno Sospita. Leah: [about Bleeker taking Katrina De Voort to prom] Are you jealous? [6] In some inscriptions Jupiter himself is called Iuuntus, and one of the epithets of Jupiter is Ioviste, a superlative form of iuuen- meaning "the youngest". This festival would thus show a ritual that can prove the trifunctional nature of Juno.[47]. In her annual rites at Falerii youths and maiden clad in white bore in procession gifts to the goddess whose image was escorted by her priestesses. Such an interpretation has been critically reviewed by Walter F. Juno MacGuff: I'm sorry. I mean... what would the Melvins say? Some emphasize one aspect or character of the goddess, considering it as primary: the other ones would then be the natural and even necessary development of the first. Juno MacGuff: Trust me, you don't. The combination of the pandemic making people want homes with a garden and the reduced stamp duty rates has seen the housing market surge. It is notable as the first collection devoted exclusively to biographies of women in Western literature. G. Dumézil above p. 171 : "It is not certain whether Thesan be a designation of Uni". Girl Lab Partner: No, Josh. Tutela indeed shows regal, military and protective traits, apart from the sexual ones. With Jupiter and Minerva, she was a member of the Capitoline triad of deities traditionally introduced by the Etruscan kings. My barf reflex is already heightened these days. I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucked... it's just noise. While some scholars maintain she was known as such at Rome since the most ancient times as paredra (consort) of Jupiter in the Capitoline Triad[69] others think she is a new acquisition introduced to Rome after her evocatio from Veii.[70]. Juno MacGuff: Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Es duonus Sancus Ianius, es duonus Cerus es Ianeus; 3.Potissimum meliosum recum; 4.Ianituos". Juno MacGuff: You're quite the sellout, Mark. That shirt's workin' hard. Perhaps the Romans were not completely satisfied with this solution as in 194 BC consul C. Cornelius Cethegus erected a temple to the Juno Sospita of Lanuvium in the Forum Holitorium (vowed three years earlier in a war with the Galli Insubri):[116]); in it the goddess was honoured in military garb. Mark Loring: Yuki is bad ass, man. The sacred geese of the Capitol were lodged in her temple: as they are recorded in the episode of the Gallic siege (ca. What? Did you have a big lunch? [60] The spear could also be the celibataris hasta (bridal spear) that in the marriage ceremonies was used to comb the bridegroom's hair as a good omen. Juno MacGuff: So guess what. IX 605: "Herculi San[cto] et Iunoni Sospit[i]". Hera's presence had already been attested at Caere in the sanctuary of Manganello. Compare also the epithet Fluonia, Fluviona of Roman Juno, discussed by G. Juno's theology is one of the most complex and disputed issues in Roman religion. I am a sacred vessel, alright? Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in. [134] Dumézil has elaborated an interpretative theory according to which this contradiction would be an intrinsic, fundamental feature of Indoeuropean deities of the primordial and sovereign level, as it finds a parallel in Vedic religion. The snake was supposed to feed only on the cakes offered by chaste girls. 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