What she doesn't know is that her landlord sprayed rat poison around her garden and onto her wheat grass whenever she was at work. None of the men knew at the time that the civil war had been over for two years. Yet over the same amount of time we have also perfected ways of killing each other. He also dies at the same time as the other unnamed man in Nevada. Not wanting to injure her hands, he doesn't stop herself from falling and she smacks her head against a wall, killing her instantly. He is quickly mauled and eaten alive. The passers-by were very amused with her sk… (, Arlene - A health nut that doesn't want to age at all makes a smoothie out of wheat grass, vitamin supplements, and fresh vegetables from her garden. His blood alcohol level went up to .57 and died of alcohol poisoning since his liver couldn't break it down. A sudden rain storm soaks her, but she decides to entertain all the men at the party by dancing in the rain until her metal bra is zapped by lightning and her heart bursts. It was directed by Tom McMahon and Will Raee. She sticks a month's worth of nicotine patches onto her skin and dies of cardiac arrest. (, Chuck - A newly married man wants his new trailer home to be as clean as possible for his bride, but couldn't unclog his toilet, so he pours bleach down it and accidentally makes chlorine gas that suffocates him when he couldn't make it outside. (. (Bubbled Out) (German Version Only), Ray Roberts - Being a fake travelling salesman for weight loss products and having a fetish for morbidly obese women, he meets a 400 pound (181 Kilogram) woman called "Big Bess" and gets into bed with her. While he searches for his ball, a rat climbs up his leg, bites him, and then pees on his wound in fear when Patty freaks out. Unfortunately, it gets caught in her spinning ceiling fan and she accidentally and painfully hangs herself. There are a lot of ways to die, and some are certainly more bizarre than others. (Habeas Corpse) 2. Hung Lo, a jewelry shop owner, is obsessed with gangster rapping. To seek help, she goes to an acupuncturist named Dr. Chin. His other pets ate his body for over two weeks. (, Private Willie Holmes - Sentenced to death by firing squad for attempted desertion during the American civil war, but all four confederate soldiers missed their shots. However, they get stuck and are quickly decapitated by a forklift. A week later in the hospital, she dies. It sounds violent and grotesque (which I assure you, it is) but the speed of dying in a blast is the main reason a bomb belongs on this list. When he bites down too hard, the cow kicks him in his forehead and dies of internal bleeding. (, Betty - Set in the 1950s, she goes on a double date with her friend Suzy, but didn't want her guy named Joe messing up her beehive haircut which is held up by several cans of hairspray. (Season 2, episode 3. enraged, she bursts into his office and yells at him, but she suddenly has a heart attack due to all the caffeine in her bloodstream. People have been dying in strange ways forever. I know that some of the deaths depicted were “real”, but the show took a lot of liberties, often to add comedic effect or titillation. (, Jennifer - Using a carrot as a sex toy, a rough patch slices her insides and creates an air bubble which goes to her heart, suffocating her. She tumbles and breaks many bones and dies of internal organ damage. https://listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/1000_Ways_To_Die?oldid=54548, Frank Soriani - Accidentally cut in half when run over by a truck, halves accidentally sent to different hospitals. The sounds of the rifles firing scared him so much, he died of a massive heart attack. The paint also glowed in the dark because of this, she painted herself with it before she made love to her husband. However, they get stuck and are quickly decapitated by a forklift. (, Sarah -  Suffocated due to a lack of air, only helium, inside of a giant basketball. She hands her purse to a female pedestrian and starts beating him up. (. Six weeks later, the rat poison caused her internal bleeding and a brain hemorrhage. Here are the most brutal ways to die. However, the mixture causes his stomach to burst. She seems to have a happy life until one day, she accidentally ran over a raccoon. 1,000 Ways to Die, an anthology television series, which aired on Spike/Spike TV from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012 showcased shocking reenactments of deaths of individuals who often met the grim reaper … Raccoon - Accidentally ran over by Morning Glory. Chances are you won’t die on your next elk hunt. Starring: Jules Sylvester. (, Norton - An alcoholic who drives a steamroller on a construction sight leaves to go into a porta-potty, forgetting to put the brakes on for his steamroller on a slight hill, it rolls over him and painfully crushes his entire body. 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 1 - 100; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 101 - 200; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 201 - 300; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 301 - 400; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 401 - 500; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 501 - 600; 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 601 - 700 (, Alexi - Sufferings from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome), she dreams every night that a demonic dwarf is strangling her. Unnamed man - Three man are huffing paint and tagging a wall when they find a box of unlabeled liquids which are industrial grade solvents. That way you will mostly likely die from smoke inhalation far before most of your body is burned. An elderly woman was killed as she crossed the road. (, Geezer - A traveler who explores the world in search of the ultimate high goes to Peru and comes across a Poison Dart Frog, thinking it's the Colorado River Toad, and licks the secretions on it. She couldn't pull it out due to the scales of the fish and she choked to death. (, Unnamed Man - Tied to a tree, wrapped in animal skins, and then eaten alive by Vultures. (, Wendy Fisherman - Dragged underwater and eaten alive by an alligator. (, Natasha - She overeats due to her constant hunger from her diets and makes her stomach burst, killing her instantly. Using exposed wires while on his boat, he starts electrocuting the fish in the lake with 12,000 volts of electricity with an exposed wire, but accidentally steps onto the metal boat floor and is electrocuted instantly. (, Carl Dunbar - A frequent patient at a hospital with a fetish for sticking things up his butt until they get stuck goes there again for sticking a shampoo bottle inside of him. BuzzFeed Staff 1. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (, Sandy - After a near death incident during deep sea diving at 350 feet, she has to wait inside of a decompression chamber for several hours while nitrogen bubbles dissolve in her bloodstream. I'm pretty sure the microphone is suppose to make contact with water to electrocute. One night, he crashes a luau to try and propose to her and she of course says "no". Hung Lo, a jewelry shop owner, is obsessed with gangster rapping. (, Dave - In an attempt to lose weight without spending any money, he asks his friend Johnny to give him liposuction surgery with a garage vacuum. Hector Madeira - Accidentally trapped inside industrial clothes dryer by, Billy DeMayo - Locked inside meat freezer by his, Richard Paxon - Paralyzed due to decompression sickness while flying an airplane at twelve thousand feet after scuba-diving, crashes into the side of a mountain and explodes. He dons a hazmat suit and connects it to a nitrous oxide tank which fills up automatically and after a few minutes of breathing nothing but laughing gas, he chokes to death. He uses it to bully, tease, and harass his workers into making jewelry with toxic legumes called rosary peas (which contain abrin). Once he does however, 10,000 volts go up his stream, explode his crotch, and painfully electrocute him. (, Sikura - After seven years of being married, she was to shy to consummate their marriage. (, Yoshi Nakamura - Nervous for a job interview, he practices his introduction and bowing before he meets his boss Saichi Tanaka. [08/30/10 - 07:22 AM] Spike TV Shows You How in the Third Season Premiere of the Macabre Comedic Series "1000 Ways to Die" The new season rolls out Tuesday, September 14 at 10:00/9:00c on the network. However, the mixture causes his stomach to burst. Hitting the water at 30 MPH (48 KM/H) at a bad angle, water jet up his rectum and burst his large intestine. 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